1.
“All we have in common is what’s between the sheets…”
“What’s between the sheets?”
“…His cappuccino maker.”
2.
“For that handsome guy in the red Corvette that I cut off on highway 12 yesterday…”
“You can call my personal number which is flashing on your screen now.”
3.
“Dirk is nearly 5 years younger than I am!”
“…In what Blanche, dog years?”
4.
Dorothy – “Have you ever given a eulogy, Rose?” Rose – “At a funeral?”
“No Rose, at a pie-eating contest!”
5.
“I am nothing but a cheap, tawdry slut.”
“Don’t tell me, is it Blanche?!”
6.
“I don’t think we’re going to be able to move it…”
“If the Egyptians built the pyramids then we can move this toilet!”
“Fine, get me 20,000 Hebrews and I’ll have it out of here in no time.”
7.
“Blanche, have you heard the new ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world and sleep with Blanche Devereaux?”
“Join the Army, be all you can be and sleep with Blanche Devereaux?”
“The Marines are looking for a few good men who haven’t slept with Blanche Devereaux!”
8.
Sophia – “Was that a plumber!?” Dorothy – No, Ma, no. It was a little girl selling Girl Scout toilets…”
9.
“Dorothy, you haven’t touched your Mr. HaHa dog!
*SMASH*
10.
“He hid my engagement ring in the bottom of the glass.”
“It turned up three days later.”
“Where did it turn up, Dorothy?”
“…On the Home Shopping Netwrok, Rose.”