You know it’s true. There are some celebrities, either physically or in other ways, who could seriously use a bath. Though there are many offenders, we’ve narrowed it down to the dirty dozen. Enjoy!
1. Britney Spears
On a scale from 1 to 5, how dirty would she leave the bath water? – 4
Still sexy despite needing a bath? – Circa 1998, yes.
2. Colin Farrell
On a scale from 1 to 5, how dirty would he leave the bath water? – 4
Still sexy despite needing a bath? – We’re going to have to go with yes. Don’t judge.
3. Courtney Love
On a scale from 1 to 5, how dirty would she leave the bath water? – 5
Still sexy despite needing a bath? – That’s an emphatic NO!
4. Russell Crowe
On a scale from 1 to 5, how dirty would he leave the bath water? – 3.5
Still sexy despite needing a bath? – Not so much lately. Temper, temper.
5. Dog the Bounty Hunter
On a scale from 1 to 5, how dirty would he leave the bath water? – 5
Still sexy despite needing a bath? – Blond mullet…
6. Ethan Hawke
On a scale from 1 to 5, how dirty would he leave the bath water? – 3.5
Still sexy despite needing a bath? – A chance like Uma Thurman doesn’t come around more than once.
7. Joaquin Phoenix
On a scale from 1 to 5, how dirty would he leave the bath water? – 4
Still sexy despite needing a bath? – A family of starlings could move into that beard.
8. Johnny Depp
On a scale from 1 to 5, how dirty would he leave the bath water? – 4
Still sexy despite needing a bath? – Yes! Though, he’s pretty much ready to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow at any given moment.
9. Kristen Stewart
On a scale from 1 to 5, how dirty would she leave the bath water? – 4
Still sexy despite needing a bath? – Technically, yes.
10. Lindsay Lohan
On a scale from 1 to 5, how dirty would she leave the bath water? – 5
Still sexy despite needing a bath? – Just say no, kids. Just say no.
11. Robert Pattinson
On a scale from 1 to 5, how dirty would he leave the bath water? – 3
Still sexy despite needing a bath? – If you’re 12. And we know you’re probably not.
12. Russell Brand
On a scale from 1 to 5, how dirty would he leave the bath water? – 4.5
Still sexy despite needing a bath? – Could also be ready to star in a pirate movie at any given time. Not sure that’s a good thing in this case, though.